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1. Wall Street Journal : read by people who run the country...
2. Washington Post : read by people who think they run the country...
3. New York Times : read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles...
4. USA Today : read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however like their statistics shown in pie charts...
5. Los Angeles Times : read by people who wouldn't mind running the country - if they could find the time - and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it...
6. Boston Globe : read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much...
7. New York Daily News : read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train...
8. New York Post : read by people who don’t care who are running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated...
9. Miami Herald : read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores...
10. San Francisco Chronicle : read by people who aren’t sure there is a country...or that anyone is running it: but if so, they oppose all that they stand for.
11. National Enquirer : read by people trapped in line at the grocery store....
12. Google News : read by people who click on it in this blog.
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